katatapos ko lang gawin yung part ko sa 138 report namin.hay, kakangarag talaga.

hnd talaga nagpaparamdam si andrew. nakaalis na kaya siya? ang unfair naman nya kung hindi man lang nya ipinaalam sa akin. may promise pa siya dati na pu2ntahan nya ako bago sya umalis. sabagay, hindi ko rin kasi sya natetext lately dahil busy ako sa acads at sa aking bagong "project". kung ano yun, sekwet! hehe..saka ko na lang sa2bihin or baka hindi ko na lang din sabihin..nyahaha...

ang isa pang hindi nagpaparamdam ay si mike. matagal na din kaming hindi nakakapagtext. nagkita kami ni juds kanina may work na daw si mike sa isang bangko sa davao yata. speaking of judith, start na din ng work nya sa makati tom. nakakatuwa.=)

papasok na din ako ng matino sa aking pag-e SA. kaylangan ko ng pumasok ng matino dahil nkakahiya na. baka mamya tanggalin pa ako sa trabaho. at saka kaylangan ko na ng moolah para suportahan ang aking mga bisyo..nyahaha

may nagtetext sa akin ngayon. binigay daw ng former classmate ko nung high school ang aking number. hmm, i have a feeling si bespren ang nagbigay ng number ko. umaandar na naman ang kanyang matchmaking hobby. pero sana ok tong joel na to. so far so good. inglisero pa nga eh..akala nya hindi ako marunong mag-english...tama naman sya..hehe

tama na nga, puro kagaguhan na lang ang pinagsasasabi ko dito. iaupdate ko na lang ulit kayo next tym. nwei, wala naman nagbabasa ng blog ko*sniff*.

g'night!

Don't kick a man when he's down unless you're certain he won't get up.

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a tough battle too.

There is no substitute for genuine lack of preparation.

This is as bad as it can get...but don't bet on it.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Sometimes too much drink is not enough.

The facts, although interesting, are generally irrelevant.

The world gets a little better every day, and worse in the evening.

Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.

The other line always moves faster...until you get in it.

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate.

It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything good.

I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

If you think that there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

Do unto others.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

Plagiarism saves time.

Teamwork... means never having to take all the blame yourself.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

We waste time, so you don't have to.

Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

The Romans did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing
all those people who opposed them.

If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos... then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exist elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.

If you find something you like, buy a lifetime supply, because they will stop making it.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

yep, tama ang nabasa mo. "barkadismo" ay ang word coined by rhyan bilang pagdedefine sa masayang bonding naming tatlo nila jeff. sa salita nga ni rhyan, "may barkadismong nagaganap sa loob ng ating grupo."

hindi naman talaga kami close na tatlo, nagsimula lang siya kahapon nung kumain kami sa SC at shakey's (refer to the previous entry) at nasundan na naman ngayon. after ng reporting namin sa feasibility study na inattendan ng aming client na si mr. fausto, dinalaw namin yung proposed location sa katipunan, sa elizabeth hall. nagtreat si mr. fausto sa blu finn dahil katabi lng nmn nung building at kakilala din nya yung may-ari.

after ng libre ni sir nag-aya na naman si rhyan na mag ice cream bar bilang walang kasawaang tao. at dahil sa lakas ng persuasion ni rhyan napapayag nya na naman kmi kasama na sila ate armine, mau, yakie at jason. nagkaron pa nga ng friendly competition sa paggawa ng ice cream at syempre teammates kming tatlo nila rhyan at jeff..hehe..another bonding moment! Ang saya talaga!

after that, nag-aya ako sa SM dahil gus2 ko sanang bumili ng gray skirt for tom para sa ushering thing sa CHE. so kami na namang tatlo ang magkakasama. ang kaso wala naman akong mahanap na gray skirt na kakasya sa budget ko kaya inaya ko na lang sila sa baba dahil gus2 daw bumili ni jeff ng unan.

ang saya ulit nito kasi napilit namin si jeff na hot pink na unan yung bilhin nya..hehe..talk about bullying jeff..at ito ang pinakamasaya...meron na kaming friendship pillow! hehe..binilhan kming 2 ni jeff ni rhyan ng tig-isang maliit na pink pillow tpos binilhan nmin sya ni jeff ng pink pillow din n slightly bigger lng sa size ng pillow nmin.ang sweet db? hehe

napag-usapan din namin yung session bilang pagcelebrate sa bday ni jeff. dati simpleng session lang, naging session na pagapangan, 3 bote ng gran matador, hanggang magrerent ng room, hanggang maging isang bonggang event na sa laguna! nyahaha! yep, sa laguna po ang proposed event na ito na magaganap next week. balak na magrent ng isang resort dahil willing naman magshell out ang mga tao, lalo na si rhyan bilang mayaman at may bagong timex watch..hehe..

sobrang natutuwa na talaga ako sa kanila.=)

anyway, bilang pasaway na estudyante na dapat ay gumagawa ng written report ng 190 dahil submission na bukas ng 7 am ay kumusta naman? eto ako at nagbablog..hay! nakakatamad kasi. may ushering thing pa kami tom sa CHE na supposedly ay 7 am din ang calltym. hay! kumusta naman ang may eyebags habang nag-usher ng guests?

babush na nga. til 3am lang ang deadline nmin kay ate arms. ga2mit pa si jai ng PC mamya.

hay...ayoko sanang masundan yung last entry ko ng isang nakakadisappoint na entry but anyway...umuwi ako last weekend after ilang weeks na hindi ko nasisilayan ang nueva ecija. akala ko pa naman magkikita kami ni andrew pag-uwi ko. may pasabi sabi pa siya na sana kaylan ka uwi? sana magkita tayo pag-uwi mo, kwentuhan tyo pag-uwi mo etc etc..pag naman pala umuwi ako puro drawing lang. ni hindi ka nga nagparamdam sa akin kumusta naman yun? hay, i told you xenia don't get your hopes too high dahil madidisappoint ka lang. pasaway ka kasi eh, hindi ka na natuto.

moving on, nakakailang violation na ako dito sa dorm start pa lang ng sem. kumusta naman xenia? sabagay hindi naman na ako magrerenew dito so ok lang na lubos lubusin na. late na naman kc ako ngayon dahil nagkaayaan kaming 3 nila rhyan: ako, si rhyan at jeff na mag ice cream sa shakey's..haha! sobrang fun talaga. nagdinner muna kami sa mashitta sa may SC. ayus! marunong na akong magchopstick! hehe ngayon ko lang din naappreciate ang sushi, in fairness nasarapan talaga ako. hindi ko alam kung dahil ba hindi ako nakapaglunch today kaya nasarapan ako.

speaking of pagkain, nag-iisip ako kung worth it pa ba n nagdodorm ako. nasasayang kc ako sa binabayad ko sa food, madalas kc hnd na ako nakakain d2 sa dorm dahil usually may mitings na dapat attendan so doon n lang ako kumakain. doble gastos pa tuloy ako. kaya lang naiisip ko bka mas mamahal pa din ako kung hnd n ako magdodorm..hay! hassle talaga.

dapat nga pala first day of work ko as SA pero dahil nagcacram na naman kami ng report sa feasib hindi na lang ako pumasok. balak ko tom morning na lang ako pumasok pero hindi ko pa sure. pag ganitong naharap ko na naman ang pagnenet ay malabong maaga akong magising dahil sa puyat. hay! magtino ka na xenia! isipin mo na lang pag nagwork ka na agad, mas maaga mo matatanggap yung sweldo ibig sabihin mas maaga kang makakapagshopping sa gale! hehe! yes! por dat papasok na ako bukas ng alas 8 ng umaga. ang gandang motivation ng luho noh? *wink*

gudnyt guys! tama na ang walng kwenta kong pinagsasasabi. mwah!

natutuwa ako kay andrew lately. sobrang nag-eexert sya ng effort to communicate with me. hindi ko talaga toh ineexpect. parang mas may effort pa sya ngayon kesa nung kami pa. alam mo yun dati rati pag wala syang load yun na yun wala na syang magagawa para matext ako at hindi na dapat ako mag-expect. yun yung isa sa mga reasons kung bakit kmi nagkaproblema dati. ngayon, nakikitext pa siya to inform me what he's been up to. yung tipong nagrereport pa siya sa akin and apologizing for not being able to text me. it's so nice db?

i still don't know his reasons for being nice to me again. i'm still afraid to ask him for reasons, or maybe im just too happy to ask about things. sana lang when i get the courage to ask, hindi ako masaktan sa malalaman ko. sana itong mga magandang nangyayari sa amin eh magtuloy tuloy pa. basta masaya ako ngayon and im keeping my fingers crossed for the future.

happy!=)

"Do they ever shut up on your planet?"

"When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you."

"Well, this day was a total waste of makeup."

"Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

"I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one."

"I hate everybody. And you're next."

"Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen."

"How can I miss you if you won't go away?"

"I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"

"I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."

"You say I'm a B*@#$...like it's a bad thing."

"I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."

"How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"

"Is it time for your medication or mine?"

"And your crybaby whiny-baby opinion would be...?"

"Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed."

Guys have feelings too. But like, who cares?"

"Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win."

"You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP."

"I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people."

"Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it."



Have you ever just had one of those DAYS?!?

Relationships:
When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life.

A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know that there's always a chance for us." This is known as the "I Hate You / I Love You" drunken phone
call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need.

Sex:
Women prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay.

Men prefer 30-40 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay.

Maturity:
Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year old females can function as adults.

Most 17-year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out.

Magazines:
Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked women.

Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman's body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.

Handwriting:
To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch. Women use scented, colored stationery and they dot their "i's" with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their "p's" and "g's". It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she'll put a smiley face at the end of the note.

Bathrooms:
A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

Grocies:
A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things.

A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a beer. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane.

Shoes:
When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk.

A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day. Let's not talk about how many days he'll wear the same socks.

Leg warmers:
Leg warmers are sexy. A woman, even if she's walking the dog or doing the dishes, is allowed to wear leg warmers. She can wear them any time she wants.

A man can only wear leg warmers if he is auditioning for the Gimme the Ball" number in "A Chorus Line."

Cats:
Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

Offspring:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Low blows:
Let's say a man and a woman are watching a boxing match on TV. One of the boxers is felled by a low blow. The woman says, "Oh, gee. That must have hurt." The man groans and doubles over, and actually FEELS the pain.

Dressing up:
A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.

A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.

Laundry:
Women do laundry every couple of days.

A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will
wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the laundromat. This is a myth
perpetuated by re-runs of old episodes of "Love, American Style."

Eating out:
When the check comes, Mike, Dave, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators.

Mirrors:
Men are vain; they will check themselves out in a mirror.

Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, Joe Garagiola's head.

Menopause:
When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of these changes varies with the
individual.

Menopause in a man provokes a uniform reaction --he buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche.

The Telephone:
Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people.

A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

Richard Gere:
Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a dangerous way. Men hate Richard Gere because he reminds them of that slick guy who works at the health club and dates only married women.

Madonna:
Same as above, but reversed. Same reason.

Toys:
Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest.

Men never grow out of their obsession with toys. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive and silly and impractical. Examples of men's toys: little miniature TV's. Car
phones. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Anything that blinks, beeps, and requires at least 6 "D" batteries to operate.

Cameras:
Men take photography very seriously. They'll shell out $4000 for state of the art equipment, and build dark rooms and take photography classes.

Women purchase Kodak Instamatics. Of course, women always end up taking better pictures.

Locker rooms:
In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women.

Women talk about one thing in the locker -- sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie.

Movies:
Every actress in the history of movies has had to do a nude scene. This is because every movie in the history of movies has been produced by a man. The only actor who has ever appeared
nude in the movies is Richard Gere. This is another reason why men hate him.

Jewelry:
Women look nice when they wear jewelry.

A man can get away with wearing one ring and that's it. Any more than that and he will look like a lounge singer named Vic.

Time:
When a woman says she'll be ready to go out in five more minutes, she's using the same meaning of time as when a man says the football game just has five minutes left. Neither of them is counting time outs, commercials, or replays.

Conversation:
Men need a good disagreement to get talking, e.g., "Wow, great movie.", "What are you, nuts? No REAL cop would have an Uzi that size." "Well, maybe he got it because he knew about those Mafia guys", etc...

Women, not having this problem, try to initiate conversations with men by saying something agreeable: "That garden by the roadside looks lovely." "Mm hmm." Pause. "That was a good
restaurant last night, wasn't it?" "Yeah." Pause. And so on.

Friends:
Women on a girl's night out talk the whole time.

Men on a boy's night out say about twenty words all night, most of which are "Pass the Doritos or Got any more beer?"

Restrooms:
Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons.

Women use restrooms as social lounges. Men in a restrooms will never speak a word to each other. Women who've never met will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends. And
never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, "Hey, Tom, I was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me?"

=)

Why do men like smart women?
...Opposites attract.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
...Because after 20 seconds they forget what happened!

Why are dumb blonde jokes usually short?
...So men can understand them.

Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
...To stop the snoring before it starts!

How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
...We cook - they eat. We clean - they dirty.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
...Make him wear shoes!

What's the smartest thing a man can say?
..."My wife says..."

Why do women live longer than men?
...Someone has to stick around and clean up after them!

Why is Mr. Potato Head the perfect man?
...He's tan, he's cute, and if he looks at another woman you can rearrange his face.

Why is psychoanalysis a lot easier for men than for women?
...Because when it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there!

Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
...Because none of them will stop to ask for directions.

What did God say after creating man?
...Hmm, I can do better!

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nyahaha! kapayapaan po sa mga kalalakihan. nais ko lamang pong ibahagi ang nakakaaliw na joke na ito courtesy of emusings.com. stay happy!=)